Synopsis
Pat Tanner III was one of the most popular authors of mid-century comic novels though you’ve probably never heard of him. He wrote exclusively under pseudonyms, most notably Patrick Dennis, the writer and narrator of Auntie Mame. He lived a fabulously campy life with his wife, Louise, and two children in New York City until suffering a mental breakdown as a result of residual guilt resulting from his bisexuality. Deciding self exile a better option than staying, Pat leaves for Mexico and eventually Chicago to become the butler for Roy Kroc.
Years after leaving, Pat surprises his wife with a mysterious visit to discuss their past and future, their relationship, and by extension sexuality, feminism and the pressures of hiding who you are.
Characters
PAT TANNER Early 40s in Scene 1, Mid 50s in Scene 2. One of the most renowned authors of the comic novel of the 1950s. Bisexual man who has suffered from depressive episodes all his life. Loves and respects his wife but longs to live a life full of repression of his one making.
LOUISE TANNER Early 40s in Scene 1, Mid 50s in Scene 2. Grew up very conventionally in an affluent Upper East Side home. Was a debutant whose main goal, according to her parents, was to marry well. She fell in love with Pat who was very much not what they had in mind and it could not make her happier.
GUY KENT Mid 40s in Scene 1, Mid 50s Scene 3. Pat’s first serious male relationship. Believes himself to be the smartest man in any room.
PATRICIA KENT Mid 40s. An heiress and unlikely wife to a bisexual husband. She is guarded and makes up for it by being the life of the party.
JULIAN MULLER A long time friend of the couple. He produced many of Pat’s books, most notably Auntie Mame. He has a deep affection for the whole family, but most especially Louise.
BETSY TANNER Pat and Louise’s daughter. Freshman at Goodman School for Drama. Amiable and likable. Easy to be around.
Production History
Radio Play: Vintage Old Biddy: The Podcast, 2021
Workshop: The Heights Players, Brooklyn, NY 2022
Workshop Production: New York Theatre Festival, New York, NY 2025